There Is One Person I Can Think

It's Hard For Me Not To Be Extraordinarily Cute. I Had To Fight It.

Put God And Me In A Cage, What Do You Think Who Will Win. God, Because I Created Him.

If I Wasn't An Actor? Hmm, I'd Probably Be A Serial Killer. I'm Just So Damn Likeable, No One Would Ever Suspect Me.

I Once Fisted Two Babies And Then Used The Corpses As Boxing Gloves To Fight Off The Grieving Parents.

Honestly, The Only Way Garden State Could Have Been Better Was If I Played Every Character. I'm Awesome.