Best Dump Quotes - Inspiring & Motivational Collection

Almost Everyone Has Or Will Experience Getting Dumped In Their Lifetime. Unless, Of Course, You're A Nun. Jesus Can't Dump Nuns.

Or If I Truly Gave Up I Could Be Like Wet Lindsay. When Robbie Dumped Her She Got All Pale And Even Wetter Than Normal. She Was Like An Anoraksick. (a Person Who Is Both Very Thin And Wears Tragic Anoraks.) I Just Made That Up As A Joke. Even Though I Am Very Upset I Can Still Think Of A Joke.

I Fell In Love With Her For Her Sense Of Humour. If She Ever Lost Her Sense Of Humour, I Would Have To Dump Her. Then I'd Kill Myself Because I Couldn't Live Without Her.

And Why Had Deb's Last Boyfriend Dumped Her? I Dumped Him. Maybe You Didn't French-kiss Him Enough. I Promise You That Wasn't It. Tell Me How Many Times A Day You Kissed, And I'll Say If It Was Enough. Four Hundred. Not Enough.

I Could Do Terrible Things To People Who Dump Unwanted Animals By The Roadside.

I've Always Been A Fella Who Put Most Of My Eggs In One Basket And Then Take A Dump In The Basket But I Really Don't Know.

Twas Brillig, And The Slithy Toves Did Gyre And Gimble In The Wabe: All Mimsy Were The Borogoves, And The Mome Raths Outgrabe.

He Kissed Her And Killed Her Then Dumped Her Body In The River.

Do It, Delegate It, Delay It, Or Dump It.

You Know I Was Just Taking A Dump One Day, And Then As I Sat There I Realized, I Really Do Deserve Better.

I'm Pretty Sure Adele And James Blunt Were Dumped By The Same Man.

I'm Living In A Very Modest Place. I Have A Room Over-looking Beautiful Claridge's Hotel. I Thought It Was Better Than Paying Claridge's Prices And Overlooking The Dump I'm Living In.