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I Hate Mcdonald's. I Don't Want To Order My Dinner By Yelling Into A Clown's Mouth. If I Want My Face In A Clown's Mouth, I'll Tongue Kiss Glenn Beck.

She Doesn't Understand The Concept Of Roman Numerals. She Thought We Just Fought In World War Eleven.

The First Time I See A Jogger Smiling, I'll Consider It.

With Age Comes Wisdom. You Don't Need Big Boobs To Be Feminine. Look At Liberace.

Joan Collins Told A Reporter That She Hasn't Had Plastic Surgery; Come On... She's Had More Tucks Than A Motel Bedsheet!