My Secret For Staying Young Is Good

I Don't Know What People Have Against Jimmy Carter. He's Done Nothing.

Louis B. Mayer Came Out West With $28.00, A Box Camera And An Old Lion. He Built A Monument To Himself -- The Bank Of America.

Zsa Zsa Gabor Got Married As A One-off, And It Was So Successful She Turned It Into A Series.

I Left England When I Was Four Because I Found Out I Could Never Be King.

It's Not Hard To Find Gerry Ford On A Golf Course - You Just Follow The Wounded.