My Secret For Staying Young Is Good

He Hits The Ball 130 Yards And His Jewelry Goes 150.

A James Cagney Love Scene Is One Where He Lets The Other Guy Live.

I Have The Perfect Simplified Tax Form For Government. Why Don't They Just Print Our Money With A Return Address On It?

Whenever I Play With Him , I Usually Try To Make It A Foursome - The President, Myself, A Paramedic And A Faith Healer.

The Last Time I Played Golf With President Ford He Hit A Birdie. And An Eagle, A Moose, An Elk, An Aardvark...