My Secret For Staying Young Is Good

It's So Cold Here In Washington, D.c., That Politicians Have Their Hands In Their Own Pockets.

The Audience Was Swell. They Were So Polite They Covered Their Mouths When They Yawned.

I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates Are Running For The White House Or Animal House.

Golf Is A Funny Game. It's Done Much For Health, And At The Same Time Has Ruined People By Robbing Them Of Their Peace Of Mind. Look At Me, I'm The Healthiest Idiot In The World.

You Know, Marriage Is Making A Big Comeback. I Know Personally That In Hollywood People Are Marrying People They Never Married Before.