The Truth Is Deafening, No Matter How

I Have Outlived Most Of My More Athletic Contemporaries Who Jogged, Golfed And Squashed Themselves Into Coronary Occlusion.

I've Decided The Secret Of Parenting Is Benevolent Neglect.i Put My Family Last. Because If You Don't, If You Put Them First, They Never Thank You. You'll Never Get A Word Of Thanks From Them.

The Whole Point Of Art, Aside From The Aesthetic Pleasure It Yields, Is That It Provides A Bridge To The Past; That Seductive Land Where We All Find Certainty And Consolation. Nothing Quite Spans This Gulf With Such Immediacy As The Art Of Popular Song.

I Drift Along, Thinking About The Past A Great Deal. The Past Is So Reliable, So Delightful, And The Best Place To Live. I End Up There Quite Often, You Know; It's Very Comfortable And Dependable.

I Love Australia - I Think.