The Truth Is Deafening, No Matter How

New Zealand Is A Country Of Thirty Thousand Million Sheep, Three Million Of Whom Think They Are Human.

Sex Is The Most Beautiful Thing That Can Take Place Between A Happily Married Man And His Secretary.

Australia Is An Outdoor Country. People Only Go Inside To Use The Toilet. And That's Only A Recent Development.

There Is No More Terrible Fate For A Comedian Than To Be Taken Seriously.

I Love Australia - I Think.