I Look Good, But I Probably Have

I Once Didn't Work Out For Six Weeks. It Took Me For Ever To Get The Weight Off.

I Find It A Bit Sad That There Is No Photo Of Me Hanging On The Walls In The Berlin Museum At Checkpoint Charlie.

In Case You Haven't Caught The Commercials, I'm In The New Spongebob Squarepants Movie.

Image Is What People Perceive My Life To Be. It's Nothing Like The Truth.

I Think That Without Sushi There Would Be No David Hasselhoff, Because Sushi Is Like The Perfect Way Of Describing The Insides Of David Hasselhoff. He Is Like A Protein, Clean And Easy. That's How I Feel About Myself.