I Started Training For Musicals Since I

There Are Many Dying Children Out There Whose Last Wish Is To Meet Me.

I'm A Cheesy Over-the-top Megalomaniac With A Deep Voice And The Most Amazing Pecs.

Ninety-nine Percent Of People Now Call Me The Hoff - And It's Out Of Respect.

My Wife Is The Dancer, But I Certainly Know How To Sing.

If You're Not In The Game, You Can't Hit A Home Run.