Before Long, I'll Have My Own Channel

Ninety-nine Percent Of People Now Call Me The Hoff - And It's Out Of Respect.

There Are Many Dying Children Out There Whose Last Wish Is To Meet Me.

I Once Didn't Work Out For Six Weeks. It Took Me For Ever To Get The Weight Off.

I Find It A Bit Sad That There Is No Photo Of Me Hanging On The Walls In The Berlin Museum At Checkpoint Charlie.

In Case You Haven't Caught The Commercials, I'm In The New Spongebob Squarepants Movie.