Before Long, I'll Have My Own Channel

I Once Didn't Work Out For Six Weeks. It Took Me For Ever To Get The Weight Off.

If You Stand Still Long Enough, You'll Get Stuck.

I Look Good, But I Probably Have The Insides Of Elvis.

All I Want To Do Is Be Onstage. A Performer Needs To Perform.

Ninety-nine Percent Of People Now Call Me The Hoff - And It's Out Of Respect.