Before Long, I'll Have My Own Channel

The Problem With Me Is That Nothing Embarrasses Me. Everything I've Done Ends Up Working In My Favor. Even When I Make Mistakes And People Exploit My Mistakes On Television Or On The Internet, And They Use It To Make Fun Of Me, It's Just Kind Of Working In My Favor At The End. It's Really Strange.

The First Time I Went To Wales I Thought I'd Landed In A Land Of Hobbits. Everybody Was Really Small And The Houses Were Small And The Writing Was Backwards.

If You're Not In The Game, You Can't Hit A Home Run.

I Feel Like Elvis. Only Alive.

In Case You Haven't Caught The Commercials, I'm In The New Spongebob Squarepants Movie.