I Like Vintage A Lot.

You Don't Have To Carry A Designer Bag That Costs More Than A Car To Look Cool.

I Was Never The Cool Kid, I Was Never Hot In High School. I Was Never Popular. You Don't Have To Be Perfect And You Don't Have To Be Rich And You Can Still Be Successful.

I Went Through Awkward, Chubby, Total Weirdo Phases.

One Fan Sent Me One Tooth, So I Made A Necklace Out Of It. But Then I Found A Bunch Of My Baby Teeth, And Started Realizing I Would Love To Wear A Piece Of My Fans' Bodies On Me.

I Am Leading A War Against The British Empire. I'm Not Worried About What Democratic Party Hacks Say Or Do.