You Don't Have To Carry A Designer

I'm Obsessed With Beards. First Of All, Beards Make You Look Like More Of An Animal. Second, I Kind Of Like Biting Beards; It's A Pastime Of Mine. And When I Make Out With A Dude Who Has A Beard - Who Are The Only Kinds Of Dudes I Make Out With - Then My Glitter Gets Stuck In Their Beards, And Then No Other Chick Will Make Out With Them For At Least Three Days.

I Was Never The Cool Kid, I Was Never Hot In High School. I Was Never Popular. You Don't Have To Be Perfect And You Don't Have To Be Rich And You Can Still Be Successful.

I Like Vintage A Lot.

Writing For Somebody Else Is Really Fun 'cause I Consider Myself A Songwriter First And Foremost.

My Favorite Wild Animal Is A Narwhal - The Unicorn Of The Sea. It’s A Whale With A Tooth That Sticks Out Of Its Head That’s Almost Two-thirds The Length Of Its Entire Body.