You Don't Have To Carry A Designer

You Have To Have A Sense Of Humor About Life To Get Through It.

I Can't Walk In High Heels, Never Mind Dance In Them.

So Many People Say, 'so, What, Are You A Party Girl?' And I Say, 'i'm A Walking Good Time.' Do I Sometimes Go Out And Drink? Hell, Yes. But Could I Have A Number One Song If I Wasn't Also Working Hard? Maybe That Needs A Little More Respect.

I Haven't Bought Anything Excessive. I Do Plan On Buying An Island And Filling It With Baby Tigers, Though.

I'm Obsessed With Beards. First Of All, Beards Make You Look Like More Of An Animal. Second, I Kind Of Like Biting Beards; It's A Pastime Of Mine.