I Went Through Awkward, Chubby, Total Weirdo

It Can Bum You Out When Your Intentions Aren't, Like, Translated Properly.

I Was Dating A Guy Once Who Spoke Rudely To A Taxi Driver. I Got Out Of The Cab And Walked Home. Treat People With Respect. I've Waited Tables, And That's Why I Just Exceedingly Overtip. It's Exhausting Work.

My Band And I, We Cover Our Bodies In Hairspray And Glitter. We Use The Hairspray To Make Sure The Glitter Sticks.

I Do Have A Stylist Who Helps Me Shop, Because I Don't Have Time To Shop.

Sometimes I Have Parties At My House In Nashville And It's Clothing-optional, And We Just Body-paint Each Other And Run Around, And I Have A Giant Bed. I'm Very Much In Touch With That Side Of Myself.