I Went Through Awkward, Chubby, Total Weirdo

If You Listen To My Record, I'm Just Honest About Stupid Stuff Most Normal People Wouldn't Put In A Pop Song.

All Men That Date Me Have To Know That Their Name May End Up In A Pop Song.

I Love Creepy Old Dudes. I Love That They Have So Much Self-confidence, Despite Having No Evidence Whatsoever To Back It Up.

I Haven't Bought Anything Excessive. I Do Plan On Buying An Island And Filling It With Baby Tigers, Though.

I Do Have A Stylist Who Helps Me Shop, Because I Don't Have Time To Shop.