I Am Leading A War Against The

I Want A Pig. I Want A Pig On A Leash. A Baby Pig On A Leash.

The Probability Of Life Ever Evolving On Earth Was Slim To None. It's Insane That We're All Walking Around And Talking.

My Band And I, We Cover Our Bodies In Hairspray And Glitter. We Use The Hairspray To Make Sure The Glitter Sticks.

I Could Party In A Cardboard Box With People Who Are Funny And Don't Care. For Me, It's Really About Who I Surround Myself With, So I Just Try To Always Be With Hilarious People.

You're An Animal, You Live, Maybe This One Time Is Your Lifetime - Go There. Who Cares What Somebody Else Thinks?