I Just Filled Out My Income Tax

Sex At Eighty-four Is Terrific, Especially The One In The Winter.

For Every Studen With A Spark Of Brilliance, There Are About Ten With Ignition Trouble.

Our Local Department Store Had Two Santas - One For Regular Kids And One For Kids Who Wanted Ten Toys Or Less.

Every Year My Boss Used To Give Me A Bottle Of Expensive Brandy Because I'd Told Him That My Doctor Suggested A Drink Once In A While. This Year My Boss Gave Me The Name Of A New Doctor.

At Eighty-two, I Feel Like A Twenty-year-old, But, Unfortunately, There's Never One Around.