I Like My Coffee Like I Like

Guns Don't Kill People, People Kill People, And Monkeys Do Too (if They Have A Gun).

Father, Bless Me For I Have Sinned, I Did An Original Sin… I Poked A Badger With A Spoon.

Puberty Is The Sickest Joke God Plays On Us. So You're Just Noticing Members Of The Sex: "girls Girls, Ooo". Naturally You Want To Look Your Best, And God Says "no! You Will Look The Worst You've Ever Looked In Your Life!"

I Don't Believe That Competitions Are Important.

Most Transvestites Fancy Girls.