I Like My Coffee Like I Like

I Think I'm Actually A Mainstream, Popcorn-eating Kid. I've Always Been That, So I'd Sit There Watching Action Movies And American Moves Before I Watch Other Movies Quite Often Because I Am That Kid. But I've Pushed Into The More Alternative Area Because That's Where It Gets Really Interesting Creatively.

Danger Could Be My Middle Name... But It's John.

I Don't Believe That Competitions Are Important.

You Say 'erbs, And We Say Herbs Because There's A F*****g H In It!

We Will Now Sing Forth, Hymn 405, 'oh God, What On Earth Is My Hairdo All About?