I'm An Action Transvestite.

I Just Believe In The Goodwill Of People, The Power Of People To Do Something Positive.

Father, Bless Me For I Have Sinned, I Did An Original Sin… I Poked A Badger With A Spoon.

I Did Bronze Survival Swimming. I Could Save People In A Bronzey Kind Of Way.

I Am Two Lesbians In A Man's Body.

If I Were Achilles I Would Put My Foot In A F**k Off Block Of Concrete!