You Can't Land On The Moon And

Because That's What Narcissism Is All About; Looking In The Mirror Everyday And Thinking 'damn, I'd Like To Shag Myself.'

Well, If You Don't Have A Flag, Then You Can't Have A Country. Those Are The Rules... That I Just Made Up!

If There Is A God, His Plan Is Very Similar To Someone Not Having A Plan.

Poetry Is Very Similar To Music, Only Less Notes And More Words.

I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Women. In A Plastic Cup.