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You Can't Land On The Moon And Say, "ooh, It's All Sticky! It's Covered In Jam!
-Eddie Izzard
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You Can't Land On The Moon And
Eddie Izzard
You Can't Land On The Moon And Say, "ooh, It's All Sticky! It's Covered In Jam!
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