You Can't Land On The Moon And

I Try To Keep Performing As Much As Possible - I Just Like To. I Used To Take Huge Gaps Off Between Gigs, Now I Just Like To Do Stand-up Gigs As Much As I Can.

You Have The American Dream! The Dream Is To Be Born In A Gutter And Grow Up, And Then Get All The Money In The World And Stick It In Your Ears And Go Thbbbbbt.

Cats Have A Scam Going - You Buy The Food, They Eat The Food, They Go Away; That's The Deal.

Animals In The Wild Are Lean, And I Think We Should Be Too.

Before Birds Get Sucked Into Jet Engines, Do They Ever Think, Is That Rod Stewart In First Class?