I Like Doing Stand-up And I Love

I'm Not Really A Music Guy.

The Voice In My Head Has A Stutter, And That's Really Annoying. D-d-d-dave Dave. What? K-k-k-kill Your P-p-p-parents. L-l-l-loa... Write It Down!

I Watch The Discovery Channel, And You Know What I've Discovered? I Need A Girlfriend.

I Have No Grand Scheme.

Women Have All The Power Because Women Have All The Vaginas.