I Like Doing Stand-up And I Love

I Don't Watch Reality Tv.

I Watch The Discovery Channel, And You Know What I've Discovered? I Need A Girlfriend.

I Like Doing Stand-up And I Love Putting Out Tv Specials.

I Have No Grand Scheme.

If I Had A Kid, I'd Give Him A Name That Would Make Everyone Would Want To Say His Name. I'd Call Him, Pizza-pussy-santa. I Would! Cause Everybody Likes One Of Those Things.