I Like Digital Cameras, Because They Enable

There's A Very Fine Line Between Giving Someone The Heimlich Maneuver And Dry-humping A Stranger.

To Make Even Fewer Friends Try Talking About Politics As Much As You Talk About Yourself.

I Think, At First Blush, The '60s Always Enticed Me. There's Something About The '60s, It's Not Hard To Like It.

When They Were Naming The Animals, Somebody Got Lazy: Anteater? What's It Doing? It's Eating Ants. Done!

Right Before I'm About To Talk At Length About Something I Like I Say, Get Me Started.