I Am A Man. And I Am

Multi-choice Question: My Dishwasher Is: Efficient; Hilarious.

In Retrospect, Everything Is Finite, But Prospectively, There Are Infinite Possibilities. I Guess That's What Makes Life Hopeful.

The Lord Works In Mysterious Ways. Indeed. And A Shorter Way To Say That Is: God Is A Sneak.

It's Not Enough To Say I'm Sorry. You Have To Also Mean It. It's The Same With Saying I'm Single.

Popcorn Is One Of The Only Situations In Which You Eat The Result Of An Explosion.