I Am A Man. And I Am

To Make Even Fewer Friends Try Talking About Politics As Much As You Talk About Yourself.

It's Very Easy To Turn A Toy Into An Adult Toy: Location, Location, Location.

A Rubik's Cube Is Equal To A Drag Queen. It's Really Colorful, But I Don't Wanna Do It.

It Is Illegal To Yell “fire” In A Crowded Theater. If There Is A Fire, Please Yell Something Else Instead, Like “flames!” Or “smoke Maker!” Or “bad Hot!

The Shortest Feedback Loop I Can Think Of Is Doing Improvisation In Front Of An Audience.