Take Me Down To The Bar! We'll

I Was Married Once--in San Francisco. I Haven't Seen Her For Many Years. The Great Earthquake And Fire In 1906 Destroyed The Marriage Certificate. There's No Legal Proof. Which Proves That Earthquakes Aren't All Bad.

I Never Drink Water. I'm Afraid It Will Become Habit-forming.

Oh, Insomnia! Ah, Well, I Know A Good Cure For It... Get Plenty Of Sleep.

It Ain't What They Call You, It's What You Answer To.

Never Cry Over Spilt Milk, Because It May Have Been Poisoned.