Take Me Down To The Bar! We'll

Abstaining Is Favorable Both To The Head And The Pocket.

The Work I'm Doing On The Screen Differs From That Of Anyone Else. My Comedy Is Of A Peculiar Nature...no Writers Have Been Developed Along The Lines Of My Type Of Comedy And This Is Why I Sometimes Have Differences With Writers, Supervisors And Directors Alike.

I've Never Hit A Woman In My Life. Not Even My Own Mother.

A Thing Worth Having Is A Thing Worth Cheating For.

Remember, A Dead Fish Can Float Downstream, But It Takes A Live One To Swim Upstream.