Take Me Down To The Bar! We'll

Remember, A Dead Fish Can Float Downstream, But It Takes A Live One To Swim Upstream.

I Ad Lib Most Of My Dialogue. If I Did Remember My Lines, It Would Be Too Bad For Me.

A Man Who's Intoxicated All The Time Doesn't Need Sympathy.

I'm Looking For Loopholes.

Few Things In Life Are More Embarrassing Than The Necessity Of Having To Inform An Old Friend That You Have Just Got Engaged To His Fiancee.