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Now Don't Say You Can't Swear Off Drinking; It's Easy. I've Done It A Thousand Times.
-W. C. Fields
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Now Don't Say You Can't Swear Off

W. C. Fields
Now Don't Say You Can't Swear Off Drinking; It's Easy. I've Done It A Thousand Times.
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