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Now Don't Say You Can't Swear Off Drinking; It's Easy. I've Done It A Thousand Times.

-W. C. Fields

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Now Don't Say You Can't Swear Off

W. C. Fields

Now Don't Say You Can't Swear Off Drinking; It's Easy. I've Done It A Thousand Times.

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