If I Can Make People Smile, Then

Remember: Marriage Is The Number One Cause Of Divorce

I've Put On A Lot Of Weight... I Only Weighed Six And A Half Pounds When I Was Born.

I Don't Pick On Politicians. They Ain't Done Nothin'.

Our Principles Are The Springs Of Our Actions. Our Actions, The Springs Of Our Happiness Or Misery. Too Much Care, Therefore, Cannot Be Taken In Forming Our Principles.

No Matter What Your Heartache May Be, Laughing Helps You Forget It For A Few Seconds.