If I Can Make People Smile, Then

I Don't Pick On Politicians. They Ain't Done Nothin'.

I Left Home Because I Was Hungry.

You Know How To Tell When You're Getting Old? When Your Broad Mind Changes Places With Your Narrow Waist.

I Don't Need Glasses, But I've Just Reached The Age Where Curiosity Is Greater Than Vanity.

I Know My Limit. I Just Keep Passing Out Before I Reach It.