If I Can Make People Smile, Then

Laughter Has Always Brought Me Out Of Unhappy Situations.

I Don't Pick On Politicians. They Ain't Done Nothin'.

People Think I Am Dead Because They Haven’t Seen Me Around For Awhile. I’m Not Dead, I’m Very Much Alive, As You Can See. Although, There Are Two Things I Do Before I Get Up Every Morning. I Look Around And If I Don’t Smell Flowers Or See Candles Flickering I Go Ahead And Get Up.

All Men Make Mistakes, But Married Men Find Out About Them Sooner.

Old Age Is When Broadness Of The Mind And Narrowness Of The Waist Change Places.