If I Can Make People Smile, Then

She Got A Mud Pack And Looked Great For Two Days. Then The Mud Fell Off

I Married Miss Right. I Just Didn't Know Her First Name Was Always

I Left Home Because I Was Hungry.

I Know My Limit. I Just Keep Passing Out Before I Reach It.

I Consider The Television Set As The American Fireplace, Around Which The Whole Family Will Gather.