I Just Want To Do Cool Stuff.

I've Been An Apple Guy Since The Mid 80's And That's When I Was Like, "boy, You Guys Really Got Me Here. I Know Exactly What You're Doing, Right Down To Your Price Points."

I Really Think Of It - Acting And Writing And Producing, Whatever - As Shipping. You Gotta Ship. Put The Widget Together In The Easiest, Quickest Way Possible And Ship The Product.

I'd Played A Lot Of Best Friends, And/or Bad Guys, Which Seems To Be My Lot In Life. In Romantic Comedies There's Always A Best Friend And The Woman Has A Best Friend And They Always Antagonise Each Other And Then They End Up Together At The End Of The Movie.

I Don't Know How This Company Got The Name National Shakespeare Company, Because It Was Literally Like Retards Employing Retards.

I Get All Of My Comedy From Cnn.