Pat Obrien Knows Nothing. Hes On The

As A Teenager, I Was Very Much A People Pleaser And That Excludes Being Adventuresome At All. I Was A Boy Scout Though And So That's As Adventuresome As I Got.

I Didn't Hang Any Pictures In My Office For A Year Because I Thought That I Would Be Jinxing Myself And Have To Take Them Down The Next Day.

If It's January, I'm Dead In Three Hours. But In June, I'd Be Hungry, But I'd Make It Out. I'd Find My Way Without A Map Or Compass. I Say That With Confidence. I Can Build A Fire Without A Match.

Why Should I Be Feeling Tension? It's The Daily Show.

I've Always Wanted To Be An Actor. I Didn't Get Into This Game To Be The Best Improviser In The World. I Didn't Choose Improv As A Stepping Stone, It Just Happened To Become One.