Pat Obrien Knows Nothing. Hes On The

I Just Want To Do Cool Stuff.

This Limited Theatrical Release Was A Nice Little Bonus That I Never Expected.

If Anything, There's More At Stake When You're Older, And More Responsibility And More Legitimate Things To Worry About.

Once I Found Out How Much An Off-off-broadway Actor Makes, I Was Whoring Myself Out The Next Day.

Sometimes We Have To Actually Say, I Think You're Really Funny, But None Of Your Jokes Are Going To Make It On The Air. So Just Answer My Questions. Seriously.