Pat Obrien Knows Nothing. Hes On The

The Head Writer Loves That My Character Is A Boor.

I've Always Defined Myself As A Writer, I've Never Decided What It Was I Was Gonna Write. [...] I Always Fancied Myself One, But I'm Not. I'm So Far From A Writer.

I've Been An Apple Guy Since The Mid 80's And That's When I Was Like, "boy, You Guys Really Got Me Here. I Know Exactly What You're Doing, Right Down To Your Price Points."

Apparently It's Cool To Watch The Daily Show.

I Have A Wife And Two Daughters; People Who Depend On Me. Everything Is More Important Than It Was When I Was 20. But Now I'm Like, "eh, I Made It This Far."