If Anything, There's More At Stake When

I'm A Complete Egomaniac. It Makes Me Feel Terrible To Say [being Interviewed] Is Hard. It's Taxing In A Way. Just 'cause It's A Lot Of Mental Energy Just To Keep Focused. I Actually Think It's Harder For Journalists.

If People See Me In Some Sort Of Niche, Then That's Fine. As Long As It's Not "the Naked Guy." I Don't Care.

I Really Think Of It - Acting And Writing And Producing, Whatever - As Shipping. You Gotta Ship. Put The Widget Together In The Easiest, Quickest Way Possible And Ship The Product.

I Remember Interviewing Someone I Actually Felt Bad For, And Therefore Didn't Want To Take An Ironic Stance Against Him. It Actually Turned Out To Be A Really Funny Piece.

Sometimes We Have To Actually Say, I Think You're Really Funny, But None Of Your Jokes Are Going To Make It On The Air. So Just Answer My Questions. Seriously.