If You Have A Secret, People Will

Apparently It's Cool To Watch The Daily Show.

It Started Off For Me As Just Wanting To Be An Actor And Sort Of Resenting In A Weird Way Being Expected To Write As Well As Be A Comedian And An Improviser. And Then You Think About It For A Minute, And I Smartened Up And Realized That The Only Way To Sustain A Career Is To Generate Your Own Material. Or To Be In Control Of Your Career As Best You Can. And In Allowing Yourself To Do That It Opens Up A Whole New World Of Possibilities. And Then You're Like "oh, Producing Is A Thing."

The First Year Or So On The Daily Show Is Pretty Intense In Terms Of Travel. You're Going To The Worst Places In The Country, Talking To The Craziest People In The World.

Sometimes We Have To Actually Say, I Think You're Really Funny, But None Of Your Jokes Are Going To Make It On The Air. So Just Answer My Questions. Seriously.

Ethanol Is, In Its Pure Form, Just As Much Of A Sham As Oil.