If You Have A Secret, People Will

It Looks Like Garbage, My Ass. But Trust Me, You're Lucky It's Not Full-frontal.

I Remember Saying In College That I Would Never Do Commercials.

I've Got Like A Week And A Half Left, All Bets Are Off.

I Don't Know How This Company Got The Name National Shakespeare Company, Because It Was Literally Like Retards Employing Retards.

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