I Just Don't Accept Midgets As Human

When You Watch Robin Williams, You Can See A Lot Of Jonathan Winters. Robin Is The First One To Admit That; He Worshiped Jonathan Winters.

I Think A Lot Of People Have Too Much Time On Their Hands.

A Man Goes To The Doctor For A Check, And The Doctor Exams Him And Says I've Got Bad News, You've Got Cancer And Alzheimers. The Man Goes Thank God I Don't Have Cancer.

Unfortunately, I've Never Been Mistaken As Johnny Depp.

R2d2 Has Gotten More Work Since “star Wars” Than Carrie Fisher