I Haven't Gone Completely Insane, But It

I Find That It's Easier To Disguise Yourself When You Go To Florida Or Places Like That, Because No One Is Expecting To See A Celebrity There. When You Throw On A Hat And Glasses, No One Really Looks At You Twice - Because Why Would You Be In Florida? People Just Assume That If You're Famous, You're In Hollywood.

When I Was 14, I Thought I Was The Coolest Kid In School Because I Told Everyone The Jokes In Fhm.

When I Talk About My Husband, I Feel As If People Roll Their Eyes. It's Like When You're 16 And Order A Martini, And The Waiter Says, 'do You Think I'm Stupid?'. They Can't Grasp That I'm Old Enough To Be Married.

I Personally Always Find Something Really Scary About Watching Little Girls Learning To Manipulate Their Dads By Baby Talking. Then They Grow Up And Use The Same Technique On Their Boyfriends Or Husbands. That Scares Me Because It's Just So Sick On So Many Levels.

I've Come To The Realization That If I Don't Feel Like Sharing, Then I'm Just Not Going To Share. But I'm Not Going To Go Out Of My Way To Mislead People Or Keep Them At A Distance, Because That Doesn't Really Get Me Anywhere Either.