I Resent Having To Prove That I'm

I Have The Libido Of A 15-year-old Boy. My Sex Drive Is So High. I'd Rather Have Sex With Brian All The Time Than Leave The House. He Doesn't Mind.

If There's No Sun, I Go Batshit Crazy.

I Don't Want To Open My Mouth Or Speak Anymore, Because Everything I Say Becomes Scandalous. It Wears You Out.

Ninety-eight Percent Of The Things That Come Out Of My Mouth Are Intended To Be Harmless Or Even Charming. They're Not Ever Intended To Be Offensive Or Controversial.

I've Done One Movie. And It's Not A Movie I Want To Stand On As Far As Acting Ability Goes. I Mean, I'm Not Going To Win An Oscar Anytime Soon. I'm Not Meryl Streep.