I Like Funny Guys And Those, For

I Think Most Of Us Maintain Some Sort Of Fantasy In Our Minds That We Are Heroes, If Only Secretly, That We Could Really Be Amazing If Only Given A Chance. That We Could All Be Loved One Day. You Can Always Think Of Yourself As Being Transcendent Or Heroic. I Think We All Are.

Well Let Me Tell You What [high School Musical] Is Really About. High School Musical Is About This Group Of Boys Who Are All Being Molested By The Basketball Coach, Who Is Zac Efron's Dad. It's About Them Struggling To Cope With This Molestation. And They Have These Little Girlfriends, Who Are Their Beards. Oh, And Somehow There's Music Involved. You Have To Get Stoned To Watch It.

Ninety-eight Percent Of The Things That Come Out Of My Mouth Are Intended To Be Harmless Or Even Charming. They're Not Ever Intended To Be Offensive Or Controversial.

I Can Cook, But I Also Want Everything To Look Beautiful On The Plate - Then I Get Upset When People Eat It. Everyone Just Tears Through It, And That Makes Me Sad. It's Not A Rewarding Experience For Me To Cook.

I'm Not A 'sexy' 'beautiful' Woman. It Takes A Lot Of Work To Make Me Look Like A Girl.