I Have Yet To Find A Man

The Test Of A Real Comedian Is Whether You Laugh At Him Before He Opens His Mouth.

No Man Can Think Clearly When His Fists Are Clenched.

A Life Spent In Constant Labor Is A Life Wasted, Save A Man Be Such A Fool As To Regard A Fulsome Obituary Notice As Ample Reward.

So Long As There Is One Pretty Girl Left On The Stage, The Professional Undertakers May Hold Up Their Burial Of The Theater.

I Have Yet To Find A Man Worth His Salt In Any Direction Who Did Not Think Of Himself First And Foremost.