Men Go To The Theatre To Forget;

Politics Is The Diversion Of Trivial Men Who, When They Succeed At It, Become Important In The Eyes Of More Trivial Men.

A Man Reserves His True And Deepest Love Not For The Species Of Woman In Whose Company He Finds Himself Electrified And Enkindled, But For That One In Whose Company He May Feel Tenderly Drowsy.

I Know Many Married Men, I Even Know A Few Happily Married Men, But I Don't Know One Who Wouldn't Fall Down The First Open Coal Hole Running After The First Pretty Girl Who Gave Him A Wink.

It Is Only The Cynicism That Is Born Of Success That Is Penetrating And Valid.

Patriotism Is Often An Arbitrary Veneration Of Real Estate Above Principles.