No Man Can Think Clearly When His

An Optimist Is A Fellow Who Believes A Housefly Is Looking For A Way To Get Out.

Great Art Is As Irrational As Great Music. It Is Mad With Its Own Loveliness.

I Drink To Make Other People Interesting.

An Abstainer Is The Sort Of Man You Wouldn't Want To Drink With Even If He Did.

A Poet, Any Real Poet, Is Simply An Alchemist Who Transmutes His Cynicism Regarding Human Beings Into An Optimism Regarding The Moon, The Stars, The Heavens, And The Flowers, To Say Nothing Of Spring, Love, And Dogs.