No Man Can Think Clearly When His

The Sweetest Memory Is That Which Involves Something Which One Should Not Have Done; The Bitterest, That Which Involves Something Which One Should Not Have Done, And Which One Did Not Do.

I Drink So The Others Become Interesting.

A Man May Be Said To Love Most Truly That Woman In Whose Company He Can Feel Drowsy In Comfort.

Bad Officials Are The Ones Elected By Good Citizens Who Do Not Vote.

A Poet, Any Real Poet, Is Simply An Alchemist Who Transmutes His Cynicism Regarding Human Beings Into An Optimism Regarding The Moon, The Stars, The Heavens, And The Flowers, To Say Nothing Of Spring, Love, And Dogs.