I Have To Have Energy Because I

No Matter Where You Go In This World, You Will Always Find A Jew Sitting In The Beach Chair Next To You.

Show Business Is My Life. When I Was A Kid I Sold Insurance, But Nobody Laughed.

Everything I Do On Stage, I Made Up In Saloons. I Started Doing It In Front Of People, And That Became My Performance. I Never Had Writers.

I Was Sitting In The Toilet And I Was By Myself. I Was Tired Of Playing With The Roller, So I Said I'd Better Write A Book.

An Insult Comic Is The Title I Was Given. What I Do Is Exaggeration. I Make Fun Of People, At Life, Of Myself And My Surroundings.