I Have To Have Energy Because I

My Whole Act Is Off The Top Of My Head.

No Matter Where You Go In This World, You Will Always Find A Jew Sitting In The Beach Chair Next To You.

Once In A While, When I'm Alone, I Think About My Age. I Think, How Many More Years Do I Have On This Earth? But I Can't Really Conceive Of Dying. Somehow, In My Head, I Don't Think I'll Die. I Know That Everybody Dies, Of Course. I Just Think That It'll Never Come To Me. It's Crazy, But There It Is.

I've Got An Accountant Who's Been With Me Forty Years. If He Makes A Mistake, He Dies.

It's Very Sweet To Have People Say Nice Things About You, And I Always Accept That.