My Whole Act Is Off The Top

I've Never Been Mean-spirited, In My Opinion. I Never Did Anything Below The Belt.

I've Never Had Guys Sit Me Down And Say This Is What You've Got To Do. It's My Personality That Makes Me One Of A Kind, And I Believe That.

Yeah, I Make Fun Of Blacks, And Why Not? I'm Not A Black.

Hell, Do I Remember The First Joke? I Was Never A Jokester.

When I Got Out Of High School, I Wanted To Be An Actor But Was Getting A Lot Of Rejections. I Was Getting Rejected By Life. My Mother, God Rest Her Soul, Told Me Not To Quit.