Was The Buddha Married? His Wife Would

I Like Going Into Nature And That's Where I'm Happiest.

I Guess He Wanted To See A Little More Sexual Activity Because In Real Life, In Bed I Think Less Is More And Let The Woman Come To Me. Frankly, I Don't Even Need A Woman There.

Was The Buddha Married? His Wife Would Say, "are You Just Going To Sit Around Like That All Day?"

Yes, I'm A Nice Man And I Enjoy Babies. I'm A Sensitive Guy. I Held A Baby The Other Day And It Was The First Time Either Of Us Cried.

Which Is, I'm An Optimist That Two People Can Be Together To Work Out Their Conflicts. And That Commitment, I Think, Might Be What Love Is, Because They Both Grow From Their Relationship.