Actually, I Comb My Hair Quite Often.

I'll Never Forget My First Fur. It Was A Modest Little Stole. Modest? People Thought I Was Wearing Anchovies.

I Wanted To Become Me, Totally Me. The More Me, The Better. I Instinctively Knew This And I Was Right.

Whatever You May Look Like, Marry A Man Your Own Age - As Your Beauty Fades, So Will His Eyesight.

Do Not Taste Food While You're Cooking. You May Lose Your Nerve To Serve It.

Carry An Oar When You Drive. Three Times I've Ended Up In Water.