I Have Seen The Future And It's

Preschoolers Have A Way Of Grabbing Your Attention. Mine Help Me Not To Be A Baseball Player At Home.

I Became A Better Pitcher When I Found A Delivery In My Flaw.

It Helps To Be Stupid If You're A Relief Pitcher. Relievers Had To Get Into A Zone Of Their Own. I Just Hope I'm Stupid Enough.

The Best Thing About Baseball Is There's No Homework.

A Manager Uses A Relief Pitcher Like A Six Shooter, He Fires Until It's Empty Then Takes The Gun And Throws It At The Villain.