I Became A Better Pitcher When I

A Manager Uses A Relief Pitcher Like A Six Shooter, He Fires Until It's Empty Then Takes The Gun And Throws It At The Villain.

I Became A Better Pitcher When I Found A Delivery In My Flaw.

Someone Told Me Just Recently That Poets Are Eulogists. It's Their Job, To Eulogize. I Didn't Know That, But It Makes Sense. Because In Almost Every Poem Of Mine There Is A Loss.

I Have Seen The Future And It's Like The Present, Only Longer.

I Don't Mean To Diminish The Job, It's A Good Job And A Real Pressure Job. But I Don't Think A Relief Pitcher Should Ever Be The Most Valuable Player Of A League. We Only Play In Maybe Half Of The Games. Being A Relief Pitcher Means Part-time Employment. We're Bench Players, And Bench Players Shouldn't Be M.v.p.