I Became A Better Pitcher When I

Reggie Jackson Hit One Off Me That's Still Burrowing Its Way To Los Angeles.

When I Came Over Here (the National League), I Always Heard It Was A Stronger League, With Amphetamines All Over The Clubhouse, But All I Found Was Michelob Dry.

The Future Is Much Like The Present, Only Longer.

Preschoolers Have A Way Of Grabbing Your Attention. Mine Help Me Not To Be A Baseball Player At Home.

Coming Into A Game In The Eighth Or Ninth Inning Is Like Parachuting Behind Enemy Lines. And Sometimes The Chute Doesn't Open. You Have To Live With That. It's An Occupational Hazard.