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Someone Told Me Just Recently That Poets Are Eulogists. It's Their Job, To Eulogize. I Didn't Know That, But It Makes Sense. Because In Almost Every Poem Of Mine There Is A Loss.

The Best Thing About Baseball Is There's No Homework.

It Helps To Be Stupid If You're A Relief Pitcher. Relievers Had To Get Into A Zone Of Their Own. I Just Hope I'm Stupid Enough.

Most Pitchers Fear Losing Their Fastball And, Since I Don't Have One, The Only Thing I Have To Fear Is Fear Itself.

I Have Seen The Future And It's Like The Present, Only Longer.