I Have Seen My Kid Struggle Into

I Was Too Old For A Paper Route, Too Young For Social Security And Too Tired For An Affair.

Limousines Used To Be Reserved For The Ruling Class, Or, On Special Occasions, For The Working Class. Today, Limousines Are Like Taxicabs With The Door Handles Still Intact.

Volunteers Are The Only Human Beings On The Face Of The Earth Who Reflect This Nation's Compassion, Unselfish Caring, Patience, And Just Plain Love For One Another.

Mother's Words Of Wisdom: Answer Me! Don't Talk With Food In Your Mouth!

When You're Lecturing Teenagers And They Begin To Hum And Leave The Room, You Can Sense There Is Hostility.