I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And

Rock And Roll Is Catching On All Over . . . France . . . England . . . They Even Have It In Japan, Only Over There They Call It Judo.

And On Nearby Islands, The Japanese Army Was Eating Raw Fish. We Felt Sorry For Them. We Didn't Know That In America After The War, You Wouldn't Be Able To Get Into A Sushi Joint Without A Reservation. And We Thought They Lost.

Cypress Point Is Such A Beautiful Place, But It's Also Very Exclusive. They Had A Very Successful Membership Drive Last Month. They Drove Out Forty Members.

You Know You're Getting Old When The Candles Cost More Than The Cake.

We're On Our Way To The Persian Gulf. Wait! It's A Mistake! I Thought They Said Persian Golf.