I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And

We Have 51 Golf Courses In Palm Springs. He [president Ford] Never Decides Which Course He Will Play Until After The First Tee Shot.

The Governor Has No Presidential Aspirations. In Fact He Just Made A Tour Of 43 States Just To Tell Them He's Not Running For Anything.

I Grew Up With Six Brothers. That's How I Learned To Dance - Waiting For The Bathroom.

I Have The Perfect Simplified Tax Form For Government. Why Don't They Just Print Our Money With A Return Address On It?

I Do Benefits For All Religions - I'd Hate To Blow The Hereafter On A Technicality.