I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And

I've Got To Watch Myself These Days. It's Too Exciting Watching Anyone Else.

If I Had That Kind Of Money, I Wouldn't Come To Vietnam, I'd Send For It.

You Know You're Getting Old When The Candles Cost More Than The Cake.

That's Life. The Older You Get, The Tougher It Is To Score.

Don't Tempt Me, I Can Resist Anything But Temptation.