I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And

No One Party Can Fool All Of The People All Of The Time; That's Why We Have Two Parties

Bigamy Is The Only Crime Where Two Rites Make A Wrong.

Chiropractic Is A Wonderful Means Of Natural Healing!

Having So Many Gold Courses So Close Together Was Ideal For Me. With My Slice I Could Enjoy Three Or Four Golf Courses At The Same Time.

My Father Told Me All About The Birds And The Bees, The Liar - I Went Steady With A Woodpecker Till I Was Twenty One.