I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And

If You Haven't Got Any Charity In Your Heart, You Have The Worst Kind Of Heart Trouble.

Jack Benny Really Liked My Book. I Know Because He Called Me Up From The Library And Told Me.

The Home Videos Aren't As Good, But They Are Seeming To Get Better.

I've Got To Watch Myself These Days. It's Too Exciting Watching Anyone Else.

It Was A Great Honour To Be Inducted Into The Hall Of Fame. I Didn't Know They Had A Caddie Division.