I Have Nothing Against Old People; I

Those Grizzlies Are More Like Pandas.

These Are My New Shoes. They're Good Shoes. They Won't Make You Rich Like Me, They Won't Make You Rebound Like Me, They Definitely Won't Make You Handsome Like Me. They'll Only Make You Have Shoes Like Me. That's It.

I Think Anybody Who Is Racist Is An Idiot Whether They Are Black Or White.

Everything Gets Blamed On The Clintons, Every Single Thing In This World. I Think Bill Clinton Shot Jfk, Too.

I Love New York City; I've Got A Gun.