I Have Nothing Against Old People; I

You Know What I Always Say About Basketball Whenever Anybody Tried To Tell Me The Knicks Are Gonna Be Good: They're Old. Old People Don't Get Healthy. They Die.

If Michael Jordan Was A Damn Plumber, He Couldn't Get A Date. Any Guy Got $500 Million Looks Good.

When You're Black, You Have To Deal With So Much Crap In Your Life From Other Black People. It's A Dirty, Dark Secret; I'm Glad It's Coming Out.

My Family Got All Over Me Because They Said Bush Is Only For The Rich People. Then I Reminded Them, 'hey, I'm Rich'.

Say, Cuttino. What Are Those Godawful Clothes You're Wearing? Man, This Ain't Rhode Island Anymore. You're In The Nba. The Girls Have Teeth Here.