I'm Not A Role Model... Just Because

I Like To Help Poor People Who Got No Chance. If Rich People Don't, Who Will? Not Other Poor People, That's For Sure.

I'm Never Embarassed.

Poor People Have Been Voting For Democrats For The Last 50 Years And They're Still Poor.

I'm Afraid Of The Skeletons In My Closet. I've Got A Whole Cemetery Full Of Them.

I Read That Heavy Drinking Is Bad For Your Health. I Decided I Better Stop Reading.