Social Media Is Where Losers Go To

There's No Medical Term For What I've Got.

Anytime A Fan Touches You, You Have The Right To Beat The Hell Out Of Him

It's Kinda Great To See The Celtics Doin Well Again Cuz That Was So Much Fun In My Day To Go To The Boston Garden And They Spit At You And Throw Things At You And Talk About Your Mom. It Sounds Like Dinner At Kenny Smith's House.

There's Only 5 Real Jobs In The World. Teacher, Fireman, Policeman, Doctor And Somebody Who Is In The Armed Service. If You Don't Have One Of Those 5 Jobs, You Shouldn't Take Your Life That Serious.

I'd Never Buy My Girl A Watch... She's Already Got A Clock Over The Stove.