I Have No Use For Humility. I

Does God Have A Sense Of Humor? He Must Have If He Created Us.

The Second Day Of A Diet Is Always Easier Than The First. By The Second Day You're Off It.

The Only Thing Better Than One Of My Songs Is One Of My Songs With A Glass Of Scotch.

Drinking Removes Warts And Pimples. Not From Me. But From Those I Look At.

I Didn't Have Things As A Child, And I Was Determined To Get Them.