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Golf And Women Are A Lot Alike. You Know You Are Not Going To Wind Up With Anything But Grief, But You Can't Resist The Impulse.

Most Wives Think Of Their Husbands As Bumbling Braggarts With Whom They Happen To Be In Love.

The Second Day Of A Diet Is Always Easier Than The First. By The Second Day You're Off It.

Drinking Removes Warts And Pimples. Not From Me. But From Those I Look At.

If You Have It And You Know You Have It, Then You Have It. If You Have It And Don't Know You Have It, You Don't Have It. If You Don't Have It But You Think You Have It, Then You Have It.