Modesty Is The Artifice Of Actors, Similar

It Is Difficult For People To Appreciate Their Own Laughter Unless You Show Them Some Pathos Along The Way.

The Only Thing Better Than One Of My Songs Is One Of My Songs With A Glass Of Scotch.

Does God Have A Sense Of Humor? He Must Have If He Created Us.

I Only Made $200 A Week And I Had To Buy My Own Bullets.

I'm No Alcoholic. I'm A Drunkard. There's A Difference. A Drunkard Doesn't Like To Go To Meetings.