Modesty Is The Artifice Of Actors, Similar

Modesty In An Actor Is As Fake As Passion In A Call Girl.

Golf And Women Are A Lot Alike. You Know You Are Not Going To Wind Up With Anything But Grief, But You Can't Resist The Impulse.

The Second Day Of A Diet Is Always Easier Than The First. By The Second Day You're Off It.

Some Drink To Forget, Some Drink To Remember-me, I Drink To Get Bagged.

Does God Have A Sense Of Humor? He Must Have If He Created Us.