I Have No Methods. All I Do

I'm No Cook. When I Want Lemon On Chicken, I Spray It With Pledge.

I Have A Wonderful Psychiatrist That I See Maybe Once A Year, Because I Don't Need It. It All Comes Out Onstage.

I Am Definitely Going To Watch The Emmys This Year! My Makeup Team Is Nominated For “best Special Effects.”

At My Funeral, I Want Meryl Streep Crying In Five Different Accents.

Never Admit That Your Back Goes Out More Than You Do