I Have No Methods. All I Do

I Was So Ugly That My Parents Sent My Picture To 'ripley's Believe It Or Not' - They Sent It Back And Said, "we Don't Believe It."

Age - It's The One Mountain You Can't Overcome.

If You Hate Something, You Hate It, And If You Like Something Or Somebody, You Like It, But Tell The Truth. And Most Celebrities Have That Thin Veneer That They Will Not Break For You.

I Have Flabby Thighs, But Fortunately My Stomach Covers Them.

I Knew I Was An Unwanted Baby When I Saw That My Bath Toys Were A Toaster And A Radio.