I Have No Methods. All I Do

Before We Make Love, My Husband Takes A Pain Killer.

I Have No Boobs Whatsoever. On My Wedding Night My Husband Said, 'let Me Help You With Those Buttons' And I Told Him, 'i'm Completely Naked'.

I've Learned From Doing My Own Show With Fox That People Are Not Your Partners If They're Signing The Checks. Whoever Signs Your Paycheck Is The Boss - No Matter What They Tell You.

Nothing Is Yours Permanently So You Better Enjoy It While It's Happening.

My Body Is Dropping So Fast, My Gynecologist Wears A Hard Hat.