I Have No Methods. All I Do

Gay Marriage, I Am So Against It Because If All My Gay Friends Get Married, It Will Cost Me A Fortune In Gifts.

To The Pessimist The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Is Another Train.

Does Fashion Matter? Always - Though Not Quite As Much After Death.

You Know Why I Feel Older? I Went To Buy Sexy Underwear And They Automatically Gift Wrapped It.

The People Voting For The Oscars Are So Old. I Haven't Seen One Academy Award Voter With A Tampon In Her Purse.