I'm A Comic, So I Like To

And Now It Looks Like I'm Probably Going To Shoot A Movie That I Wrote. I Got The Money To Do It, And I Would Star And All, Because Of Being On Howard.

I Have A Bad Gambling Problem. You're Not In Show Business For 12 Years And Dress Like This Without A Bad Gambling Problem.

A Weekend In Vegas Without Gambling And Drinking Is Just Like Being A Born-again Christian.

Have You Ever Googled Yourself? I Did, Most Depressing Thing Ever. People Have Websites Hoping I Die At 38.

I Wish I Was This Dark Genius Artist - Like Richard Pryor Or Something.