I'm A Comic, So I Like To

If You Are A Black Woman, You Get Two History Months In A Row.

It's A Life Of Five-card Draw, And You Know What? When God Asked Me - I'm Fine With The Card I Got. I'm Gonna Play This.

Everytime I Go To Vegas, I Seem To Incur Some Kind Of Fine.

I Have Gay Friends, I Support Gay Rights, I Have Nothing Against The Gay Community, But When I See Two Guys Kissing, I Think It's Gross. And, By The Way, It's Gross When 99% Of Straight People Do It, Too.

Googling Me, You Talk About Being Depressed. First Of All There's 18 Websites That Predict My Early Death.