I'm A Comic, So I Like To

When You're On The Road A Lot, You're In Perpetual Search Of A Good Night's Sleep.

Have You Ever Googled Yourself? I Did, Most Depressing Thing Ever. People Have Websites Hoping I Die At 38.

Whiskey Will Always Be A Part Of My Life.

A Weekend In Vegas Without Gambling And Drinking Is Just Like Being A Born-again Christian.

Googling Me, You Talk About Being Depressed. First Of All There's 18 Websites That Predict My Early Death.