I Hate Reality Shows That Are Not

A Woman Went To A Plastic Surgeon And Asked Him To Make Her Like Bo Derek. He Gave Her A Lobotomy.

That Girl Had A Great Way Of Making Friends, And Strangers, And Anyone Else Who Was Around.

My Body Is A Temple, And My Temple Needs Redecorating.

I Have No Sex Appeal, Which Kills Me. The Only Way I Can Ever Hear Heavy Breathing From My Husband's Side Of The Bed Is When He's Having An Asthma Attack.

It's So Long Since I've Had Sex I've Forgotten Who Ties Up Who.