I Hate Reality Shows That Are Not

I'm A Double Bagger. Not Only Does My Husband Put A Bag Over My Face When We're Making Love, But He Also Puts A Bag Over His Head In Case Mine Falls Off.

I Can't Wear Yellow Anymore. It's Too Matchy-matchy With My Catheter.

Half Of All Marriages End In Divorce- And Then There Are The Really Unhappy Ones.

Comediennes Are The Lucky Ones, Because If You're Funny, You Can Be 125 Years Old And They Will Still Accept You.

Now, I'm Not Against Sex Before Marriage, But Two Minutes Before? When The Organist Played "here Comes The Bride".