I Hate Reality Shows That Are Not

I Have So Little Sex Appeal That My Gynecologist Calls Me "sir."

Moving On Is A Gift You Give Yourself.

I Am So Out Of The Loop. I Am Never Honored. My Career Is Hilarious To Me. I Am Either Under The Radar Or Over The Radar.

My Routines Come Out Of Total Unhappiness. My Audiences Are My Group Therapy.

Life Is So Tough. I Don't Know How Old You Are, But I've Seen So Much In A Wink. One Phone Call And Your Life Is Changed Forever. We All Know That. You Better Laugh At Everything.